Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Chronicles of Riddick


When the movie started I was all excited and like whoa Vin Diesel's eyes are so shiny like little diamonds and yeah it is kind of girly when I think about it now but it was cool when I first saw it so shut up and anyway it's like a space movie but Karl Urban's in it so I don't know if maybe he's gonna be looking for rings and throw tacos and shit but anyway he looked like he was in Tokio Hotel in this one which was kind of hot and he was this guy who wanted to catch Vin Diesel because Vin had mad fighting skills which made Karl feel less manly so yeah it had to be stopped so then Karl's gang was destroying planets and then followed Vin to a prison planet where he was taken by bounty hunters and found a girl he used to know before but now she was all like "I'm an animal and I kill better than you aiiiight?" and then I got tired of watching it cause it was all about how moist Vin's bod got and he aint my type so I was like what evs and did my nails and then I saw like parts of the end and in one part I saw Vin was all bloody and then it just ended a while later.

Chronicles of Riddick, I give you two high fives because you started out good but then got boring.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Wild Child

The American girl is acting real bad and her dad is like "Go to an all girls private school in England and become a good girl" and she's like "Duh" and then anyway she goes and she's acting all bitchily to the other girls and says like "Don't looks at my Louis V with your dirty british eyes biatch" then lots of boring stuff happens and then she want to leave the school and the other girls are like helping her do that and then they're friends and blah blah and then anyway she burns down the school and the boy she's like into is acting like a girl and say maybe something like "You burned it down! Don't you love me?" and her friends are all "OMG we were angry at you but now you ran into a burning school to save Drippy so now we're friends and we're gonna make sure you can stay even though you burned it down and also well help you fix things with the boy" because yeah now she wants to stay in school and then they win the LaCrosse tournament and other stuff happens.

Wild Child, you're getting one high five out of 5 possible. Not a good day for you.

First post

So yeah, this blog is for reviews of the movies I see. Sometimes the movies are good, and sometimes they are bad, but no matter what the review is always winning.