When the movie started I was all excited and like whoa Vin Diesel's eyes are so shiny like little diamonds and yeah it is kind of girly when I think about it now but it was cool when I first saw it so shut up and anyway it's like a space movie but Karl Urban's in it so I don't know if maybe he's gonna be looking for rings and throw tacos and shit but anyway he looked like he was in Tokio Hotel in this one which was kind of hot and he was this guy who wanted to catch Vin Diesel because Vin had mad fighting skills which made Karl feel less manly so yeah it had to be stopped so then Karl's gang was destroying planets and then followed Vin to a prison planet where he was taken by bounty hunters and found a girl he used to know before but now she was all like "I'm an animal and I kill better than you aiiiight?" and then I got tired of watching it cause it was all about how moist Vin's bod got and he aint my type so I was like what evs and did my nails and then I saw like parts of the end and in one part I saw Vin was all bloody and then it just ended a while later.
Chronicles of Riddick, I give you two high fives because you started out good but then got boring.
